Tuesday, May 4, 2021

CORONA DIARY CHAPTER 20 - Spring 2021 - February 25th to May 4th

Tuesday March 2nd

Brisk kite surfing conditions in Poole Harbour

 

The discerning reader may judge that nothing happened between February 25th and March 2nd.  In a sense, that is true, but of course the reality, even if mundane, is different.  The weather continues dry with a cold easterly wind.  Anti-cyclonic conditions.  Warm enough at times to sit outside, if out of the wind.  February 2020 was the wettest on record, I remember.  The storm before the calm – or the doldrums of Covid-19.  On my walk today I heard a woodpecker drumming for the first time this year, and yesterday I saw a goldcrest flitting around in an adjacent pine tree.  Daffodils are out, and remind me of my primary school in Fishguard, Pembrokeshire, at the age of 10.  Transplanted rudely from Malta, and following my father’s occupation as an Admiralty Supply Officer, we were sent to the depths of West Wales, to a remote and forgotten valley where ordnance for the naval base at Milford Haven was stored.  Lessons and morning service were in Welsh on an alternate daily basis.  The discipline was strict and rarely relaxed.  The cane was used from time to time, though I cannot remember receiving anything other than severe reprimands.  The headmaster, named as so many children were in the era in which he had been born, for William Ewart Gladstone (those were his forenames) referred to the canes as ‘medicine’.  The severity of his discipline contrasted with a genuine wish to help his pupils, many of whom were regarded as ‘twp’ (a Welsh epithet virtually synonymous with mental retardation).  When I was unable to learn a poem in Welsh, I was kept behind in detention.  But he stayed too, helping me word by word to pronounce and learn this poem.  All I can remember was that it was about daffodils and the word ‘felyn’ had to be pronounced correctly.  The ‘f’ is soft, as a ‘v’, and the word means yellow – which I guess is appropriate.  On St David’s Day – 1st March – rules were relaxed to the extent that every pupil was allowed to wear a leek or a daffodil as a buttonhole.  Most of the girls wore daffodils, most of the boys wore leeks.  The leeks were gradually nibbled (raw) in class until by lunchtime they had mostly gone.  I don’t think I had ever seen a leek up to this time, and the thought of eating one raw made me chicken out and join the girls, proudly (but nervously) wearing my daffodil.

 

Friday March 12th

 

The intervals between diary entries get longer.  Little to report as regards any changes in the daily routine.  The builders are here less often, and less gets done in consequence.

 

Winston Churchill – “Some people’s idea of free speech is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage”.  Thus Piers Morgan in a Tweet after storming out of the morning TV programme Good Morning Britain, when attacked by a weather presenter after some robust comments about the latest in the Duke and Duchess of Sussex saga.  The background to this is that the two of them appeared on the Oprah Winfrey interview programme in the U.S. and fairly comprehensively dissed the Royal family.  Meghan alleged that somebody had expressed concerns about the colour of her forthcoming baby, and also that she had felt depressed and suicidal and been denied help within the Royal establishment.  Piers was castigated for saying ‘I don’t believe a word of it.’  As many have pointed out, including author Frederick Forsyth, these were unsubstantiated allegations.  One letter said ‘Darling… she’s an actress!’.  Meghan also complained that son Archie had been denied the title of Prince.  As one columnist said, Oprah, who admits that most of her information about the Royal family comes from the TV series, ‘The Crown’, could not be expected to know that only those in direct line to the Crown get this title, e.g. the children of William and Kate.  Subsequent research suggests that there is a lot of sympathy for the Sussexes in the USA, and some sympathy in younger people in the UK, but little if any in older adults.  But as someone also said – to say you want to get away to Canada and then the U.S. for privacy and then to appear with the two highest profile presenters in the world, namely James Corden and Oprah Winfrey, is a funny way of going about it.  Enough.  It would not surprise me if the Palace saw it fit to withdraw the honorary Duchy from the couple.

 

Days are lengthening and the times when the builders arrived in the dark and then left at four because it was too dark to see are gone.

 

Easter Monday 5th April

 

A long hiatus.  The office has been rebuilt and my computer has been parked in a near inaccessible spot for several weeks.  What has happened?  A lot, or not much, depending on your point of view.  Let’s take the vital topics in order:

 

The Pandemic.  Now dignified with a capital letter.  Due to the highly successful UK vaccination programme, cases have fallen dramatically, and hospital admissions and deaths have declined very substantially in consequence.

 

Vaccinations.  Over 31 million people have had a first vaccination dose.  Cases of Covid-19 have dropped dramatically but have plateaued slightly following reopening of schools.  Deaths however have continued to fall dramatically and are still falling.  The majority of these are now occurring in hospital, and there is a hangover effect of people who were infected some weeks ago.

 

Rules and Regulations.  As of Monday March 29th, up to six people have been able to meet outdoors, and therefore outdoor sports such as tennis and golf have recommenced.  It was good to be on a golf course again.

Parkstone Golf Club

Now legal - drinks and food outside


 

Weather.  The clocks have gone forward.  A spell of warm weather has now been replaced by arctic air with strong northerly winds.

 

Social unrest.  The murder of a young woman who was walking home across Clapham Common sparked huge demonstrations by women who have finally ‘had enough’.  Safety for women out alone at night is poor.  The news that a serving police officer had been charged in connection with the crime was extraordinarily dismaying.  Subsequent ‘Kill Bill’ copycat demonstrations, particularly focussed on Bristol, have been a disaster for all of us, not least the police.  A motley crew of anarchists and professional social disorder specialists has risen from under its usual stone.  The George Floyd trial has commenced in the USA, sparking further unrest and disorder.  Julie Burchill (who else?) had to laugh at the Bristol riots; ‘the last time I saw their kind was at the Extinction Rebellion protests, bunking off from skiing trips to prevent the proles from getting to work.  Middle-class youth rebel into toy-town insurrection – but working class youth rebel into ambition.’  It’s a point she makes in an article entitled ‘Lefties who say they hate billionaires are just jealous’.

 

Elsewhere in the world, the military coup in Myanmar has led to protests and deaths among the civilian protesters, from an army who seemingly do not mind using live ammunition.

 

And again, concerning riots, I am reminded of a quotation which is definitely correctly attributed to a certain white South African chief of police.  With regard to the recent London and Bristol protests, the police have been caught between a ‘rock and a hard place’.  Charged with keeping the peace, but also with the requirement to maintain social distancing and forbid close assembly, they have acted with what seems reasonable restraint.  For example, we have not seen any water cannons, and certainly no tear gas nor rubber bullets – they seem to have really gone out of fashion in British policing.  During some of the riots in pre-democratic South Africa, the police were remonstrated with by the International Press for using live bullets in mob control.  Naturally, a number of deaths resulted.  Faced with such criticism, the police officer responsible, interrogated as to why his men were not using rubber bullets, and stung to a riposte, said: ‘Listen man; when those bl..ks start throwing rubber rocks, then we’ll start using rubber bullets’.

 

A very enjoyable virtual alumni session from my Cambridge college.  Abigail Brundin, Professor of Modern and Medieval languages gave a talk on the impact of printed books on ordinary people in Renaissance Italy.  As she pointed out, if you were famous or important, the documentary record is good, but if you were an ordinary person it is hard to divine what the common experience was.  This is the subject that interests her most.  Much of her talk focussed on the Inquisition trials of ordinary Italians, for which, almost uniquely there is ample documentary evidence.  In the mid-16th century, there was much paranoia from the authorities, particularly the church, about the circulation of the printed word, following the introduction of the printing press.  Citizens could be denounced for possessing a bible, or indeed small pamphlets with protective prayers or ‘charms’.  Under torture, virtually everybody the person knew could be incriminated or accused.  A horrible period of history.

 

In a milder fashion, I was amused to hear of some present-day friends being denounced.  A friend of ours recently died in hospital from Covid-19, acquired during treatment for cellulitis.  After his funeral, another family attending at the crematorium in the slot after our friend accused them of not observing social distancing and telephoned the police.  The grieving widow was then approached, in somewhat apologetic fashion, both by the undertaker and by the police.  No action was taken.  Wry amusement from friends of the deceased who observed that he would have been delighted to have caused trouble, even after his death, in view of a personality which in Yorkshire would have been described as ‘bluff’, but might be also construed as ‘difficult’ or ‘obstreperous’.

 

Back to Cambridge.  Another lecture, a succinct summary of current relations between the USA and China under the heading ‘A New Cold War?’  His conclusion was that there were many differences between the old Cold War and the stand-off between the USA and China.  But it would be hard to predict how the U.S. will play it.  He ended with the reassuring bon mot which is attributed to Churchill: ‘America – will always do the right thing - after exhausting all the alternatives’.  This is probably not by Churchill; see quoteinvestigator.com.

 

 

Green Issues and Rare Metals.

 

It has long worried me that the so-called ‘Green’ electric cars, although not burning fossil fuel, contain precious metals and materials which are mined in anything but ‘green’ way, and are not inexhaustible.  A review of a book by Guillaume Pitron, ‘The Rare Metals War’ confirms my fears.  The reviewer avers that these elements sound like second-rate British Roman towns; erbium, thulium, lutetium, yttrium.  The toxic waste generated by the mining of these compounds is huge, and is found in remote parts of Mongolia and China.  Mining conditions for workers in the Democratic Republic of Congo are ‘straight out of the Middle Ages’.  In the modern electric car, cerium is used in the windscreen, neodymium in the headlights, yttrium in the electric sensors, and so on.  Lutetium extracted, crushed, and refined from rock emerges in a ratio of 1.2 million kilograms to 1.  No wonder a U.S. study suggests that electric vehicles are three to four times as energy requiring as conventional vehicles.  Solar power and hydrogen could be the future, and the smart hybrids, plug-in hybrids, and electric cars that we are being urged to buy must surely be a temporary measure.  50 years perhaps?  A subsequent review points out that both M. Pitron and the above review should more correctly have described these compounds as ‘rare earth metals’, or just ‘rare earths’.  The Periodic Table classification is as ‘Lanthanides’. 

 

April 12th, Monday

 

Easter has come and gone.  The weather warmed, and now it is cold again.  The home nations rugby tournament has come and gone, with some high-scoring, free running rugby to the fore.  The final event of the season saw Scotland drag victory against France from the jaw of defeat, in injury time.

 

A few weeks ago, an enormous load carrier vessel was caught by a gust of wind in the Suez Canal, and blocked it for a couple of weeks.  An ex-tanker captain wrote to lament the lack of directional control in these large container ships, the emphasis being on the building of single-screw craft.  I remember, when living in Scotland in the late 1960s, and due to the blockade of the Suez Canal at that time, tankers from the Gulf became larger in order to transport vast quantities of oil to Europe, voyaging around Southern Africa.  Their draft was so enormous that they were forced to dock and unload oil in Finnart on Loch Long, passing the front of our house on the way.  An unforgettable sight.  The vessels were so long that they had to undertake a three-point turn into Loch Goil.  Loch Long was chosen for the oil terminal, as indeed also for Polaris submarines because just a few metres out from the shore the depth plunges to 200 feet, due to ice-age glaciation.  Fortunately, the Suez vessel was eventually refloated.

 

I have enjoyed reading some extracts from the now unredacted edition of Sir Henry ‘Chips’ Channon’s diaries.  Simon Heffer, the historian has updated the diaries, published in 1967, and virtually everything defamatory has now been restored to the new edition.  Channon, hugely wealthy, and bisexual, was an ardent friend and admirer of the Duke of Windsor, and horrified by the abdication and subsequent coronation of that ‘well-meaning bore’, George VI.  A Guardian writer states (correctly) that his chief virtue as a diarist is ‘an abiding awareness that dullness is the worst sin of all’.  Channon’s admiration and hero worship of Hitler is literally jaw-dropping.  Meanwhile, he was the lover (almost certainly) of Cocteau and Proust, Prince Paul of Yugoslavia, and Terence Rattigan.  However, he did not seem to mind being seduced by Tallulah Bankhead in her dressing room at the theatre.  An awaited edition from WWII onward has yet more indiscretions.

 

Nearly a year ago, I wrote of the ‘what if’ scenario about the possibility of Prince Charles going to Benenden School and Princess Anne going to Gordonstoun.  The memory returned this week with the announcement of the death of the Duke of Edinburgh, a little short of his 100th Birthday.  The press, who rarely had a good word to say of him in times gone by have gone overboard in adulation, searching high and low for virtually anybody who ever met him to have their few minutes of vox pop fame.  I count myself as a vaguely pink Royalist, and have always admired somebody who says what he thinks.  The coverage however has been wall to wall and suffocating.  It seemed extraordinary that both of the BBC’s two main TV channels were given over to coverage of his passing.  Philip of course, almost went to school in Germany, but fortunately went to Gordonstoun, to which his character was obviously suited.  Little has been made of the fact that he set his cap at Princess Elizabeth during a visit to Dartmouth Naval College when she was only 13, but perhaps we should gloss over that (and indeed perhaps it was the other way round).  There was, of course, no suggestion of impropriety, and it was a love match, with their first few years spent happily on service with the Royal Navy, living at Villa Gwardamangia in Malta.  The villa has been neglected in recent years, and belatedly the Maltese government are thinking of restoring it…  The relationship of the Duke and Princess Elizabeth was of course, heavily fostered and encouraged by his uncle Louis Mountbatten, the snake in the grass.  In parenthesis, the Villa Gwardamangia in Malta was recommended to Philip by Mountbatten because of its proximity to the Marsa polo club, where I used to watch the occasional ‘chukka’ as a child, understanding nothing of it.

 

Sunday April 18th

 

The funeral of HRH The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, has come and gone.  A very moving ceremony at Windsor Castle yesterday.  The reported rift between William and Harry was solved by the expedient of placing Peter Phillips, the other grandson, between them.  Beautiful music sung by a limited choir of only four voices.  All of the Royal Family wore masks.  A strange and sad occasion.

 

Life for ordinary mortals goes on.

 

A week ago, our walking group reconvened at Tarrant Monkton, Dorset.  A popular group, so we were divided into three groups to avoid breaking the law, which now allows six people to be together outside.  We were able to keep a reasonable distance from the group in front so as not to lose the way.  The sun shone, the hedgerows were white with blackthorn blossom.  Wood anemones and lesser celandine carpeted the woods.  During a coffee stop I pillaged the woods for wild garlic leaves and now have to deodorise my rucksack.  Much of the woodland we walked through was managed and planted by Commander Marten, of Long Crichel, and we passed the spot where his ashes were scattered.  The pub back at the village was not open, but I was able to call in at the farm shop in Tarrant Rawston, as I drove back with the roof down on the car.

Blackthorn blossom in the Tarrants

 
Wood anemone - anemone nemorosa

Daffodils in a friend's garden


We seem to be fated to have seeded our putative lawns during one of the driest Spring periods on record, but with some watering, and assistance from a bizarre hailstorm the other day, there is some germination.

 

I do some mock interviewing for a young colleague who is applying for a consultant anaesthetist’s post and am pleased when I hear she has got the job.  She tells me that the questions at interview were not as difficult as mine…

 

My second vaccination causes minor side effects compared to the first.  There is however now some fair evidence that a very rare side effect is a prothrombotic tendency – cerebral venous sinus, splanchnic, etc.  This appears to be an immune-mediated consumption coagulopathy.  Treatment is apparently by infusion of anti-platelet factor IV antibodies.  It reminds me of a patient I treated in 1978, whose aortic dissection some weeks before had not been recognised (despite her telling her doctor about the pain; ‘Doctor, it felt like something was tearing inside of me’).  This is of course an absolutely textbook description of a tear or rupture of a major artery.  A stoical elderly lady from Devon, she came to convalesce from her alleged ‘gall stones’ with her sister in Woolwich, and working at the Brook Hospital (late, lamented), I met her in the emergency ward whence she had come with haematuria and severe anaemia.  A chest X-ray was diagnostic of giant aortic aneurysm or dissection and she proved to have disseminated intravascular coagulation because of it.  Heparin was started and she improved dramatically.  But later she developed signs of superficial venous thrombosis due to the heparin.  She remains immortalised in the European Heart Journal, where we published her story.  Strange how after 43 years I remember her so well, and her alliterative names.

 

Ironically, I understand that Angela Merkel has now had the AstraZeneca vaccine without demur or problem.

 

Our book club reconvened.  We discussed Michel Houellebecq’s ‘Submission’.  A book which I rather flippantly characterised as ‘another dystopian novel, but with French locations, better sex, better food, and better wines’.  The somewhat insular, misogynistic, and vigorously heterosexual protagonist is a lecturer at the Sorbonne.  Hopefully, not all Parisian lecturers are similar.  There is an obvious tie to the university lecturer character in ‘Disgrace’.  The homophony between lecturer and lecherer is noted.  Our next book, fortunately, is a little known novel by Nevil Shute.  A further meeting with a women’s book club group is mooted.  It would seem wise to allow them to choose the book.

 

The production of Travel Sections of weekend newspapers continues apace, though surely one can have little enthusiasm for foreign travel when recurrences and increases of Covid are everywhere.  This weekend sees a multi-page feature about the Mediterranean – with promises of less-travelled destinations.  Some of these I can understand – see the coastal resorts of Turkey – but by boat.  Sensible.  Others perhaps less so.  Malta for instance.  I would strongly recommend Malta, but only if one has the supernatural capability of time travel.  About 1955 would be the best, I think…  I enjoy writing about our travels, but a recent Literary Review author avers that there are two kinds of travel writers, ‘Travellers who write, and writers who travel’.  Discuss…

 

An Italian friend, who works for Esplora, the company that gave us such a wonderful trip to the Aeolian Islands, published an Instagram picture of Lago di Piediluco the other day.  I was astonished.  This tiny lake, in the middle of Italy, was where we camped in 1958, as my parents indulged their whim of seeing Europe on the way home from Malta.  I can still remember the July heat, the kindly farmer on whose land we camped who let us play around in his little rowing boat; watching the fireflies in the woods after supper.  My friend reports that it is still an unspoilt place.

 

Monday April 26th

 

I should be doing my tax details for my income tax return, but most things are preferable to this, so I am filling in time on this bright bitterly cold day by returning to my diary (or blog if you will).  A dreadful sense of ennui prevails.  Readers might wish it were permanent.  The last few weeks have been exactly like this.  Of course, it seems to be just our luck to have had grass seed put down at the start of the dry spell.  Watering freshly laid grass seed has to be done with a very fine spray, otherwise the seed gets carried in little rivulets of water and agglomerates.  We’ve managed some germination and the turf company rep appeared again last week and was upbeat about it, saying it was the best germination he had seen all spring.

 


Holding off reading the Nevil Shute until shortly before the next book club date.  Senescence means it very likely that most of us will have forgotten the story before we get to discuss it.  Not all past memories are so reliable either.  My former colleague, a chest physician of gentle humour, recalls a crowded refreshments room in the hospital after he had given a lecture.  This was before alcohol was banned in the hospital.  A GP who had attended, after several glasses of wine, sidled up to my colleague, and said, ‘You see that woman over there, she looks vaguely familiar.  Do you know who she is?’  After a surreptitious glance my colleague said, ‘Yes, Dr …, I do believe you used to be married to her.’

 

In the meantime, a friend has loaned me another book by Michel Houellebecq, called ‘Whatever’.  Described by the novelist Tibor Fischer as ‘A L’Ä–tranger for the info generation,’ it features yet another alienated Frenchman.  It’s easy to read, and yet also, depressing.  Those trivialities of daily life, if viewed from such a pessimistic point of view, can certainly get one down.  As a break from the book, I venture through to the kitchen, where I decide to clean out my Bialetti (Moka) coffee maker.  After my morning fix, the pot is too hot to clean immediately, so I plunge the device in cold water and return to it later.  Separating the sections, I methodically tip the grounds into the waste bin, and then turn on the tap to rinse out the filter.  The tap responds energetically and coffee grounds splash up onto Lindsay’s recently cleaned work top and even as far as the window sill.  This results in another five minutes of cleaning and wiping, and I sense that I am a character in a Michel Houellebecq novel, depressed by the minor and trivial vicissitudes of daily life.  His characters seem to be about five standard deviations away from the norm, or am I imagining myself as normal?  Perhaps the neatest description, if you are thinking of reading Houellebecq, is from The Guardian: ‘The book slips down easily, like a bad oyster’.

 

The high pressure, brilliant sunshine, and strong easterly winds have brought some benefits.  The house uses almost no external power, the solar panels being sufficient for nearly everything.  We have been able to plan walks and bike rides without any fear of rain.  Bike rides is an exaggeration.  We did one ride.  Last Friday.  Over in Purbeck, down trails, sandy paths, and small roads.  We met friends for lunch outside at the Bankes Arms.  We drank and we ate.  Life seemed normal, almost.  We did 25 miles, and basked in a sensation of achievement.  Begone, M. Houellebecq!

 

Selfie in front of Corfe Castle

Awaiting the chain ferry



But what of the pandemic?  The UK is almost free of it.  Only 6% of ICU beds are now occupied by Covid patients.  But elsewhere, particularly in India, there is disaster.  People dying on trolleys outside hospital with no beds and no oxygen.  The scenes are distressing.  From a selfish point of view, the failure to control Covid elsewhere is highly likely to lead to variants, possibly resistant.  It seems strange to watch, every afternoon at 3pm, the IPL (Indian Premier League), cricket, which seems to continue untouched by disaster all around.  Once again, the government’s failure to impose draconian restrictions on immigrants from India is worrying.  Three full aeroplanes managed to make it through to Heathrow before the deadline for a blockade.  The ban should of course have had immediate effect…  We have a drink with a GP friend who has been vigorously involved in the national vaccination programme.  She is imbued with a feeling of despair and frustration that all of her (and our) efforts may be wasted because of pussyfooting around by the Government.


Madness - swimming in the sea - a challenge from one of those pictured:




I will close this entry with yet another manifestation of the wokeness of our current world.  Jane Austen, the early 19th century author of such classic novels as Emma and Pride and Prejudice is the latest victim of the pillory of political correctness.  She was fond of (and in her novels regularly described), drinking tea.  Teatime is a frequent ploy for Austen’s characters to talk and to reveal their own ignorance or misplaced affections.  Tea, and especially the sugar served with it, carries the hallmark of slavery, and poor Jane is now subject to cancel culture.  To victimise a meek spinster who never had very much money and died nearly 200 years ago is overstepping the woke mark, but she remains fair game to those who never really bother to engage with their subject.  Austen was liberal and had a social conscience, especially by the standards of the times, and had contact with abolitionists…  I really should not waste so much time on the subject were it not for the vehemence which attends the protests.  Even this last weekend, the landowner (and Tory MP) Richard Drax had his Charborough Park estate invaded by public access campaigners, including some from Extinction Rebellion.  The protesters stated that they were celebrating the famous Kinder Scout trespass in 1932 and requiring a right to roam.  Drax was targeted because he has the largest estate in Dorset.  The politics of envy.  An invasion of Mustique or Necker Island on the same grounds seems unlikely.

 

Tuesday April 27th, 2021

 

Another good day for the building trade.  I.e. a beautiful, dry, sunny day.  The very strong easterly wind which had been blowing for days seems to have dropped.  The news varies but is always the same.  Accusations of government sleaze: the sacked Dominic Cummings has alleged that the Prime Minister considered using wealthy Tory donors to do up his and Carrie’s love nest, and made crass remarks about ‘piling bodies high but avoiding another lockdown at all costs.’  Labour have jumped on this of course.  As a BBC 4 presenter said to the labour deputy leader – ‘Is this all you can do?  You’re behind in the polls, Starmer is unpopular, Boris Johnson’s popularity remains high, and the vaccination programme has been a huge success in virtually eliminating Covid in the UK, so you have to jump on this, don’t you!’

 

I really shouldn’t write about politics.  It is a huge turn off for most people.

 

We have been invited for a drink by somebody whose garden is so beautiful it has been opened in the National Gardens’ Scheme.  I told him we have a row of boring griselinia bushes, and five plants, all of which we have been given.  Two camellias, an apple tree, a geranium and a cineraria.  And some barely grown grass seed.

 

Some discussion recently about the teaching of English grammar and spelling.  A recent diktat from at least one of the examination boards has said that markers should avoid marking down for spelling mistakes.  The thin end of the wedge, I’m afraid.  Walking with a friend in the New Forest the other day, I sense I am pushing at an open door when we discuss this.  He tells me that in his small surveying firm, he and his partner would regularly receive job applications, and their first cull was all that were misspelt or used poor English.  ‘Straight in the bin’, he says.  Of course, there are people who are dyslexic who do have significant problems in this regard, but their skills probably lie elsewhere.  Imprecision is a slow slide on a slippery slope in medicine.  When I qualified, two drugs were in common use as anti-cancer treatments – vincristine and vinblastine – rather similar names, I think you may agree.  One could be reasonably safely used as intrathecal treatment (into the spinal fluid), the other caused peripheral neuropathy and spinal paralysis if so used.  I leave you to judge.


A digression - New Forest Walk, Sunday 30th April


Boldre church, engraved window

Boldre church

New Forest deer

Pastoral walk near Boldre


 

Some discriminatory practices at interview are perhaps a little old fashioned.  My former chief of cardiology was on the interview panel for a consultant in Hastings in about 1977.  A very old fashioned martinet of a consultant (known to me) was also on the panel.  Pinstripe or grey suits, and black shoes were the order of the day.  The martinet leaned confidentially over to my chief after all the candidates had been in and observed, ‘You can always tell if a candidate really wants the job if he has shined the heels of his shoes.’  Even in the 1970s this seemed a slightly old-fashioned method of discrimination.  Also, note the ‘He’.  Even this is not so extreme as what was described to me by the great neurologist, Gerald Stern, who was a consultant at UCH where I trained.  He was telling us that we should dress smartly because our patients expected it and appreciated it.  But he admitted that some standards of the past were too severe.  He told us that he attended the Middlesex Hospital as a medical student in the 1950s.  On his first day, his small group of students awaited the arrival of the consultant for the ward round.  The consultant, who had presumably been on the staff for many years, observed them with distaste.  Stern was wearing sober clothes – suit, white shirt, tie, black shoes.  Suddenly, without warning, the consultant flung himself full length on the floor and grasped one of Stern’s shoes.  Looking up at the group with venom, he hissed ‘Rubber soled shoes!’  And that was it.  Without a further word they followed him into the ward.

 

A pedantic final word on precision.  A recent Telegraph article by a respected journalist used the word ‘accreditation’.  Fine.  But then went on to say that people should be ‘accreditated’, which is not a past participle of the verb.  ‘Accredited’ is correct.

 

Tuesday May 4th

 

This follows the Bank Holiday weekend.  A severe storm yesterday evening, but sunny and very windy today.  The Indian IPL cricket has been suspended today after several players tested positive for coronavirus.  Although this is disappointing for daily afternoon viewing, there is a slight sense of relief that the hypocrisy of professionals enjoying playing cricket for thousands of rupees, while millions of Indians are suffering Covid-19 is over for the time being.

Camellia williamsii 'Debbie'


 

So I end with a cartoon, a picture of ‘First professional footballer gets the vaccine’.  Sorry, not sure of copyright or attribution: